Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category

Top 10 reasons why Sarah Palin wrote a book

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 1 Comment
10. She had banned so many books the Wasilla library was running out of books. 09. A 400+ page book sounded like the right size to hit Levi on the head. 08. Writing a book is the only way she could get on Oprah 07. The book advance was her personal bailout package and a stimulus rolled into one, and it was not from the Federal Govt. 06. She thought she could be the first to tap into the Russian market given that she ...

The New Dollar Bill!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 1 Comment
Someone sent this to me. The creative mind behind this is unfortunately not known. But it's hilarious nevertheless!

Top 10 Signs you suffered food poisoning at a Chinese Restaurant

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 No Comments
10. You are panting for breath in the ICU but going "Hoo Naan, Hoo Naan"09. You remember being Client #9 (oops, table #9) but are wondering how you became victim #1.08. While in the ICU you recall seeing your grandma who died 25 years back pacing up and down your ancestral home but instead of the customary chant of "Rama, Rama" you hear her saying "Mapo Tofu".07. You are bewildered to read a front page report in the NY Times ...

What Bush and Gore Really Said to Each Other

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 No Comments
Al Gore stopped by the White House recently for a photo-op with President Bush along with other Nobel Laureates. As part of this visit, the President had a private meeting with Al Gore. This would have been an ideal opportunity for late night political humor. Unfortunately the writers were on strike, and the world was deprived of some humor. Here is a small attempt at filling that huge void, with another fictitious conversation, this time between Al Gore and President ...

Top 10 Reasons Why Dravid Quit

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 No Comments
Rahul Dravid quietly bailed out from the hot seat of India captaincy. Here are the Top 10 reasons why Dravid quit:He was always late for practice thanks to Bangalore traffic.He wanted to fire Ganguly, but Greg was no longer around to "execute". Pawar mailbox was always full so he could never send him email.Kapil paaji @ICL offered him a deal that he could not refuse. He had planned to take off his T-shirt (a la Dada) after the ODI at ...

Top 10 things You Won't Hear in Tonite's State of the Union Address

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 No Comments
10. Darn it, what's with the weather, its f.... cold these days!09. Hey, what's the lady doin' behind me?08. You might not like my Iraq policy, but don't tell me you like Hillary!07. I hereby announce that Jeb has just formed a Presidential exploratory committee.06. Jenna wants a book contract, Anybody?05. Born in Hawaii to a Kenyan father and a Caucasian woman from Kansas, a man who has dedicated his life for American working families, please join me in recognizing, ...

Top 10 Reasons Why Saddam Is Being Hanged in a Hurry

Friday, December 29th, 2006 No Comments
10. There is no staff available due to the holiday season after tonite to perform the execution.09. He threatened to release his personal Iraq Study Group report while the Bush administration has barely flipped through the original ISG report.08. Yahoo released Saddam's IM sessions with Hugo Chavez to US Intelligence.07. After the Tara Cotter pardon, the US was fearful of Trump pardoning Saddam.06. Saddam just rented Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth"05. Google would have done it, but their execution products are ...

Keith Richards quits drugs!

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 No Comments
Check out this report about Keith Richards quitting drugs because they aren't good anymore!! :-)

Top 10 reasons why Bush visited India

Saturday, March 4th, 2006 No Comments
10. The Whitehouse computer network was down and Indian engineers are held up without visas, so he had no choice but to go himself.09. His administration had outsourced phone taping and he wanted to personally listen in on what was going on in the Whitehouse in his absence.08. Just checking before entrusting the Indians with American ports.07. Competition from India? "Sure, lemme tak'm on first"06. He thought the best way for him to feel the loss of American jobs ...

Top 10 reasons for Dick Cheney's shooting-gate

Monday, February 13th, 2006 No Comments
10. This was meant to be a warning for Iranian President Mr. Ahmadinejad!9. He was preparing for a long battle over Iraq.8. He saw Mr. Whittington watching Bin Laden's video on his Ipod and thought he had his man.7. He was sick of hearing Mr. Whittington complain about escalating medicare costs.6. He was convinced by intelligence reports that Mr. Whittington was actually a duck.5. He was under the influence of a lame duck President.4. ...