Pakorakorner

Someone sent this to me. The creative mind behind this is unfortunately not known. But it's hilarious nevertheless!

10. You are panting for breath in the ICU but going "Hoo Naan, Hoo Naan"09. You remember being Client #9 (oops, table #9) but are wondering how you became victim #1.08. While in the ICU you recall seeing your grandma who died 25 years back pacing up and down your ancestral home but instead of the customary chant of "Rama, Rama" you hear her saying "Mapo Tofu".07. You are bewildered to read a front page report in the NY Times ...

Al Gore stopped by the White House recently for a photo-op with President Bush along with other Nobel Laureates. As part of this visit, the President had a private meeting with Al Gore. This would have been an ideal opportunity for late night political humor. Unfortunately the writers were on strike, and the world was deprived of some humor. Here is a small attempt at filling that huge void, with another fictitious conversation, this time between Al Gore and President ...

Rahul Dravid quietly bailed out from the hot seat of India captaincy. Here are the Top 10 reasons why Dravid quit:He was always late for practice thanks to Bangalore traffic.He wanted to fire Ganguly, but Greg was no longer around to "execute". Pawar mailbox was always full so he could never send him email.Kapil paaji @ICL offered him a deal that he could not refuse. He had planned to take off his T-shirt (a la Dada) after the ODI at ...

10. Darn it, what's with the weather, its f.... cold these days!09. Hey, what's the lady doin' behind me?08. You might not like my Iraq policy, but don't tell me you like Hillary!07. I hereby announce that Jeb has just formed a Presidential exploratory committee.06. Jenna wants a book contract, Anybody?05. Born in Hawaii to a Kenyan father and a Caucasian woman from Kansas, a man who has dedicated his life for American working families, please join me in recognizing, ...

10. There is no staff available due to the holiday season after tonite to perform the execution.09. He threatened to release his personal Iraq Study Group report while the Bush administration has barely flipped through the original ISG report.08. Yahoo released Saddam's IM sessions with Hugo Chavez to US Intelligence.07. After the Tara Cotter pardon, the US was fearful of Trump pardoning Saddam.06. Saddam just rented Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth"05. Google would have done it, but their execution products are ...

Check out this report about Keith Richards quitting drugs because they aren't good anymore!! :-)

10. The Whitehouse computer network was down and Indian engineers are held up without visas, so he had no choice but to go himself.09. His administration had outsourced phone taping and he wanted to personally listen in on what was going on in the Whitehouse in his absence.08. Just checking before entrusting the Indians with American ports.07. Competition from India? "Sure, lemme tak'm on first"06. He thought the best way for him to feel the loss of American jobs ...

10. This was meant to be a warning for Iranian President Mr. Ahmadinejad!9. He was preparing for a long battle over Iraq.8. He saw Mr. Whittington watching Bin Laden's video on his Ipod and thought he had his man.7. He was sick of hearing Mr. Whittington complain about escalating medicare costs.6. He was convinced by intelligence reports that Mr. Whittington was actually a duck.5. He was under the influence of a lame duck President.4. ...

10. At parties you no longer discuss startup ideas.09. You are happy you have a job.08. You can't imagine life without a wireless LAN at home.07. You already use Skype or have been planning to give it a try.06. You are constantly debating about public vs private school for your kids.05. You are forced to wonder what its like to live in Bangalore.04. You are complaining about the hot weather even when you know that you enjoy the best possible ...